So pretend you’re a bee. The good news is, you have a harem. The bad news is, they’re all your sisters. Still, it’s a pretty sweet deal - they feed you, clean you, and even protect you from burglars. You and your brothers are all unarmed, lazy, and helpless. Your sisters are a wonderful combination of bodyguard and maid.

Dude. Your sisters.

But one day you hear a gorgeous princess is in town, flying through the air just waiting for some kind of awesome guy (like you!) to show her the time of her life. You win out over your brothers for the hand of the fine lady and eventually you’re doing the horizontal Lambada. Things are going pretty well until it’s time to pull out. You’ll pull out all right…it’s just your dick isn’t going to pull out with you.

Instead, pulling out completely disembowels you. You’re dead, but the lady doesn’t care because (and this is where it turns into a damn Clive Barker novel) your dick stays inside her and continues banging her.

This mind-boggling horror is the sex life of the honeybee. The male’s aedaegus (insect wiener) stays in the female, continuing to impregnate the princess so she can have like a million babies.

Some of you reading may be familiar with the fact that honeybee females only sting once, because the stinger remains in the victim. This is why males don’t have stingers. The stinger on the worker bee and the penis on the male bee stem from the same basic developing parts. In both cases, penetration spells death.

Oh, and remember your brothers? The ones who didn’t get laid, because you got to the girl first? When winter approaches, their sisters, all ten thousand of them, will kick their virgin asses out and let them freeze to death…or starve.

So, yeah, you still got the better end of the deal.

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