If you polled most men as to what job would make a woman great in bed, chances are “gymnast” and “yoga teacher” would make it at the top. Statistically it’s very unlikely anyone reading this has ever actually dated a world-class gymnast, but, you know, there is such a thing as imagination. It just seems like there are lots of, uh, possibilities.

Which brings us to the extremely flexible Chinese Fruit Bat. The female can do something that, as far as we know—and perhaps someone will link a video in the comments that proves us wrong—no human has ever done. Not even in porn. Because while “fruit bat” doesn’t sound all that exotic, their mating habits are like something out of some kind of porno Cirque du Soleil.

First of all, the fruit bat is one of the only creatures other than humans that engages in oral sex, so it’s already kind of unique. But what happens is the bats have actual intercourse - upside down, mind you - and during the act the female can bend her head down and give the guy oral pleasure… while he is still having sex with her. He doesn’t stop the action. She can do both. Simultaneously.

Honestly, what would you even call that? Fifth base? A half n’ half at once?

Wait a second. We just now figured out why vampires transform into bats.

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