December 2010
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October 2010
23 posts
There are many things in life that will catch your eye. But only a few will...
– ~ passion
You cant make someone love you. All you can do, is be someone who can be loved....
I was looking up at the stars, giving each of them a reason why I love you. I...
– ~ <3
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit, that it makes the ride...
– ~Sean Connery
You know you are in love when you can’t fall asleep, because reality is...
– ~Dr Seuss
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to...
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who...
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Suicidal Honey Bees
So pretend you’re a bee. The good news is, you have a harem. The bad news is, they’re all your sisters. Still, it’s a pretty sweet deal - they feed you, clean you, and even protect you from burglars. You and your brothers are all unarmed, lazy, and helpless. Your sisters are a wonderful combination of bodyguard and maid.
Dude. Your sisters.
But one day you hear a gorgeous...
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Oral Sex With A Gymnastic Bat
If you polled most men as to what job would make a woman great in bed, chances are “gymnast” and “yoga teacher” would make it at the top. Statistically it’s very unlikely anyone reading this has ever actually dated a world-class gymnast, but, you know, there is such a thing as imagination. It just seems like there are lots of, uh, possibilities.
Which brings us to...
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10 Things Thats Kids Today Will Never Experience
Camera Film
Gone are the days of hearing the film rewind in your camera, then driving it to a photo lab and patiently waiting for days to find out how amateurish your snapshots look. You got one chance to make the shot count. Todays digital cameras are an endless blank slate, where the number of shots you can take seem limitless and mistakes are erased with a single click.
Landline Phone...
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12 Best Email Auto Replies
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I...
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Vote For Nobody
Nobody will keep election promises.
Nobody will listen to your concerns.
Nobody will help the poor & unemployed.
Nobody cares!
If nobody is elected, thing will be better for everyone.
Nobody tells the truth!
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Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to...
– Lou Holtz
Lou Holtz is revered as one of the premier NCAA football coaches of our time. Among his many notable achievements, he led six college teams to championship games within two years of his taking the helm.
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The Planet Is Doing Just Fine
Save the planet? We dont even know how to take care of ourselves! If we haven’t learned how to care for one another, how are we gonna save the fuckin’ planet?
There’s nothing wrong with the planet.
The planet is fine, its the people who are fucked up!
Compared with the people, the planet is doing great. It’s been around for over four biillion years… The planet...
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IE Is Losing the Browser Wars
According to recent data, Internet Explorer has dipped below the 50%-mark in its global share of the Internet browser market.
StatCounter shows IE at 51.34% of the market in August 2010; by the end of September, IE was holding on to just 49.87% of the browser market. The browser also shows a drop of nearly 10% year over year.
This is the first time IE has fallen below the halfway point in market...
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On Facebook A Picture Speaks Louder Than Words
In January of 2010, Facebook increased its maximum images size from 604x604 pixels to 720x720 pixels. That’s 42% larger than the old size. So the largest photos you can now have on Facebook are 720×720 pixels.
It’s not just photo uploads that have changed in size. Facebook also changed the size of your profile picture as well. The maximum size your profile picture can be is 180×540 pixels. ...
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An error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it
– ~ John F Kennedy
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September 2010
25 posts
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Mr. President, Ladies and Gentlemen, Nearly 62 years ago, the United Nations...
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Che Guevara T-Shirts vs People Who Wear Them
Isn’t it ironic that Che’s face is all over this crap when he was so opposed to capitalism. Like the Che shirt that you wear, he would have hated the fact that his face was used to further a capitalist agenda.
We don’t need proof to execute a man. We only need proof that it’s necessary to execute him. A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate.
~Che...
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Flogos - Logos That Fly
NewWork →
NewWork is a collective of young people working in new media. On this platform they share their inspiration and latest work.
It’s better to burn out, that to fade away…
– Neil Young
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How A Web Design Goes Straight To Hell
Everything is cool in the beginning.
The client communicates their needs. You set expectations.
Enthusiasm and excitement all around
The client shows you their current website
You both laugh at how terrible it is.
You re-design the website
It looks nice and works well. This is the high point of the design
Just a few “minor” changes.
Minor changes start to add up
Soon...
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Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care...
– Bill Gates 11 Life Rules
Bill Gates gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not, and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel good, politically correct teachings creating a generation of kids with no concept of reality, and how this concept set them up for failure in the...
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Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.
– ~Mason Cooley
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.
– ~Seneca
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How to Block Farmville Updates on Facebook
Farmville, with over 75 million players each month, is one of the most successful games ever played on Facebook. Mafia Wars, YoVille, and Vampires, are some of the others. Even if you’ve managed to refrain from joining up and participating in these games yourself; if your friends are addicts, their activities and updates will start clogging up your newsfeeds.
I dont know about you, but I...
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Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and...
– ~Anatole France
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our...
– ~Mark Twain
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Choosing An Underwater Digital Camera
So…I want an underwater digital camera. Something I can take to the beach and not worry about getting sand in it. Something I can go out in the waves and take a shot or two of surfing. I don’t need to be using it for any serious scuba diving, so I it doesn’t need to go deep, maybe 10-20 feet max.
Probably the most use I will get out of the camera is in adverse weather. ...
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The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
– ~St. Augustine
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A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
– ~Lao Tzu